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| Newcastle United Thread; Feel free to come in and mock us people! | |
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| Topic Started: Aug 28 2009, 08:28 PM (4,096 Views) | |
| Mike | Aug 28 2009, 08:28 PM Post #1 |
Harder than Jason Bourne, Cooler than Shaft, Sexier than Peter Beardsley!
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As there was a fair few of us on the old board I thought that I'd re-do the thread regards all things Newcastle. But don't feel left out fans of other clubs, come in and feel free to wax it lyrical yo! Whether it be our much taked about away kit (which incidentally looks alright with black shorts), Shola "The Goal Machine" Ameobi, Mike Ashley or just to laugh at us for the multitude of reasons possible come in and get amongst it. As a treat I'll start off the tread with a picture of the greatest footballer and most handsome man the world has ever seen. Posted Image |
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| ToasterOverkill | Aug 28 2009, 08:33 PM Post #2 |
Black and Orange Black and Orange
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thought we were trying to get rid of the rif raf here! oh well lol |
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| Piers | Aug 28 2009, 08:36 PM Post #3 |
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Newcastle suck /thread :P |
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| Mike | Aug 28 2009, 08:37 PM Post #4 |
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Harder than Jason Bourne, Cooler than Shaft, Sexier than Peter Beardsley!
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How dare you sir! Haha. In all fairness it's a valid point. |
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| Piers | Aug 28 2009, 08:42 PM Post #5 |
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Note to self: Don't fuck with G.I Joe. |
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| Mike | Aug 28 2009, 08:49 PM Post #6 |
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Harder than Jason Bourne, Cooler than Shaft, Sexier than Peter Beardsley!
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Where are my fellow Geordie's? I feel like this thread is not going well haha.
Edited by Mike, Aug 28 2009, 09:02 PM.
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| Kye | Aug 28 2009, 09:03 PM Post #7 |
Hi I'm Lout's sexy little sex slave
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Don't worry mate, I am here now, us Newcastle fans are no longer a minority ;) Anyway, for anyone thats new to the thread or whatever, thought I would give some links so they can keep up to date with the latest Newcastle news (who wouldn't want to?!) NUFCblog.com - One of the quickest news/rumour sites Unofficial Website Official Website Newcastles Sky Sports page NUFCblog.org |
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| Mike | Aug 28 2009, 09:09 PM Post #8 |
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Harder than Jason Bourne, Cooler than Shaft, Sexier than Peter Beardsley!
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Yeah NUFC blog is pretty spot on. I also use NewsNow as I'm quite lazy haha. NewsNow Newcastle United Link |
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| Simon | Aug 28 2009, 09:17 PM Post #9 |
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"For Brazil, he should play, Danny Collins, For Brazil he should play up front! For Brazil , he should play, Danny Collins, Danny Collins is a skillfull Cunt!!" Im serverly lacking Mackems on my side :( Looks like you win this one Scumpers :P Sunderland, Sunderland, Sundeerland, Sunderland, Sunderland, Sundeerlaaaand ;) |
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| Piers | Aug 29 2009, 08:17 AM Post #10 |
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That's an imaginative Sunderland chant there winka ;) |
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| Mike | Aug 29 2009, 12:37 PM Post #11 |
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Harder than Jason Bourne, Cooler than Shaft, Sexier than Peter Beardsley!
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Peterborough away in the next round of the League Cup, a pretty meh draw really. Should be able to beat them. |
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| Kye | Aug 29 2009, 02:55 PM Post #12 |
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Hi I'm Lout's sexy little sex slave
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Whether this is welcomes by Newcastle fans, I really don't know, but Joey Barton has declared himself fit to play against Leicester on Monday. I think this is good news, people may hate him, think he is scum, and doesn't deserve to play football, but he is someone who will battle the full 90 minutes and not give up, I am glad he is avaliable for Monday. |
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| Bobby | Aug 30 2009, 12:20 AM Post #13 |
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We got Terry, Terry, Terry Hibbert on the wing Terry, Terry Hibbert, Terry Hibbert on the wing La la la la, la la la la, hey hey hey Allan Gowland C'mon the Toon ! |
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| Tastyzulu | Aug 30 2009, 02:29 PM Post #14 |
How you doin?
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Wow newcastle get their own thread lol,there not that good,Glasgow Rangers would beat you now lol. |
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| Bobby | Aug 30 2009, 02:50 PM Post #15 |
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Not that good, we are shite mate lol. huddersfield nearly beat us on Wed night in the cup. Saying that, we win tomorrow and we go top of the league :D |
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